Funny Ones
- “A girl in a convertible is worth five in the phonebook.”
- “When they open that envelope, the first instruction is to take my pulse again.”
- “We believe that according the name ‘investors’ to institutions that trade actively is like calling someone who repeatedly engages in one-night stands a ‘romantic.’”
- “When a management with a reputation for brilliance tackles a business with a reputation for bad economics, it is the reputation of the business that remains intact.”
- “In the insurance business, there is no statute of limitation on stupidity.”